Sing Off – PTX

Sing Off returns with Season 4 on 2013 Dec. 9

Thanks for a great Season 3 and their judges and great performers.

[Official Video] Daft Punk – Pentatonix

Evolution of Beyoncé – Pentatonix

Best of Fifth World Problems

http://www.reddit.com/r/fifthworldproblems/

I’m trying to upgrade humans but no one commented any of this DNA code. C’mon, guys. Sloppy programming!

Someone just told me my exact velocity and now I’m lost.

Now our son has told us he “identifies as a Bose-Einstein condensate.” Is this just a phase?

I cut myself on Occam’s Razor, and I can’t think of the simplest way to stop the bleeding.

My girlfriend told me that the world doesn’t revolve around me and then the earth stopped spinning. Now there are no longer days and nights. How do I make it spin again?

I became so depressed that I collapsed under my own gravity and now I’m even more depressed because now I’m a black hole.

I told my companion star she was getting a little dense. Big mistake, she went supernova.

The people who live inside me keep calling me ‘Universe.’ My fucking name is Brian.

I’ve been gone for the past 14 billion years, WHERE DID ALL THIS ENERGY AND MATTER COME FROM?!

Well that was awkward: someone just wished upon me. Sorry kid, but unless your wish is that I go supernova within the next billion years, you’re out of luck.

I dropped my writer’s block and it created a plot hole in the fourth wall. Now these discontinuities won’t stop looking at me. Help?

The recipe said to bake for 35-40 min so I baked my cake for -5 minutes. Now there’s a cow, two chicken, a cocoa tree and about a square mile of different crops in my oven

I accepted Jesus as my savior, but he keeps using ‘Save As…’ and now there are more than 87 of me.

I accidentally installed Windows XD instead of Windows XP. Now my PC won’t take anything seriously.

I found my virginity again

Sex with my wife has become so mechanical ever since she failed the Turing test. :/

I’m an atheist, but I ascended to godhood. I don’t believe in myself so I stopped existing.

I discovered how, no that doesn’t sound right. I linked my brain to the data stream, but now I cant find the backspace button. How do I correct my typos, well they arent really typos. How do I stop my thoughts from instantly becoming text?

Help. I accidentally melted my solid-state drive down into a liquid-state drive; it’s become LSD and I’m afraid I might get arrested for possession. What should I do?

My suicide attempt failed so completely that I’m now immortal.

was arrested for rape after my towels became self aware.

I destroyed a language and intentionally replaced none of its words with the synonymous ones. Everything is all right, I certainly know what to do.

I tried making my prom dress out of the fabric of time but I accidentally tore a hole in it. So, not only is my outfit ruined, the prom has already happened! FML

I squared my universe and now my imaginary friends are real.

Sertés Tarja

Két Hete pedig ez készült:

Food – Az elmúlt hét menüje

Múlt hétvége:
Pörkölt + Raguleves + Tárkonyos Raguleves (Ezt hoztuk össze Gáborral, miután kisírtuk magunkat a hagyma fölött. : )
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Hét közben:
Némi Zöldség húsleveshez
Húsleves Zöldségek

Ma:
Sült Csirkecomb
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Gyömbéres Csirkemell
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Párolt Zöldség
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Nerd Music – Kocka Zene

Hard ‘n Phirm (Chris Hardwick and Mike Phirman)
Garfunkel and Oates (Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci)
Meekakitty (Tessa Violet)
Weird Al Yankovic
Team Unicorn
Felicia Day

Hard ‘n Phirm
Hard ‘n Phirm – Trace Elements

Hard ‘n Phirm – Pi [Sing-along version]

Hard ‘n Phirm Effinfunny Performance – A Tribute to Pi

Hard ‘N Phirm – Not Illegal

http://www.mikephirman.com/
http://music.mikephirman.com/album/the-very-last-songs-i-will-ever-record-part-1
http://www.last.fm/music/Hard+%27n+Phirm

Garfunkel and Oates
I Don’t Understand Job by Garfunkel and Oates

Meekakitty
Let’s go outside, Navi Song, Wizard Love, Don’t Unplug me-All Caps, From Rose Tyler, Oh, Tommy…

Felicia Day
The Guild : Do You Wanna Date My Avatar

The Guild – “Game On” (avail on iTunes!) A Bollywood Themed Gamer’s Anthem

The Guild: I’m the One That’s Cool Directed by Jed Whedon, Co-Written By Jed Whedon & Felicia Day

Parodies
College Humor: Hover Hand Song (Britney Spears Parody)

Totally Sketch Originals : “LIKE A G6” – Far East Movement – “LIKE JESUS” Parody

Totally Sketch Originals : BRITNEY SPEARS – Hold It Against Me – Parody

Thats All Folks
…for one post

Halloween

I just remembered this song. (Actually I have remembered it last week, and found it on my phone today : )
Trick and Treat – The Original by Razzyness

I listened to it so many times last year 🙂

I couldn’t find the original upload, here is another link (lyrics in description)

Trick and Treat – Razzy and thoe
Deeper in , deeper in, a sweet voice lures you
into the depths of the forest quietly
Come on in , come on in , I know you want to
go deeper into the forest for a treat

Hurry up , hurry up
just come as fast as your legs can run
through this empty field so dark

Just come on , just come on
I promise you this game will
be so much fun so
get on your mark

This cinnamon stick’s filled with magic ,
spells get cast so frequently

Just imagine drowning in the sweetest syrup in the whole wide world
Dreams will relieve you of all your stress ,
no need to keep crying like a mess

All of these treats are heaven-made by hand
Have one and drift into sleep

once your asleep then you will be
surrounded by these images of me
When you take your blindfold off ,
you’ll be able to see , reality

You’ll get to see your hands tied up
They are bound with strings
and are dragging at my heels
At this point you’ve given up

Oh , It’s a lovely deal , ahhh.

Sometimes we , see the shine
of our doubts they’re laying at the tip of a double edged knife
I told you , love’s just fake ,
and there is no feeling of it in this life

Holes in your blindfold
I saw something that maybe I shouldnt have
glanced over to see
Shadows dance as night grew
The darkness surrounded us and it soon began to
frighten me

oh my , oh my, such a bad kid ,
how dare you wake up so early

If your blindfold comes off easily
Maybe I should blind you myselff
Hey look , now you’re laughing out at us
Well isn’t that the cutest thing you’ve seen ?

But even so you wear nothing but lies

So let’s begin our play night

Hey.. Just give it to me ? *giggle*

Why are you shaking so rapidly
in front of me like a scared little mouse
Milk is what you want from me
because it made you well at your old house ?

This is my domain ,I keep it clean,
there’s no difference from any other place
I’ll bow down and make you feel at home
so now you shouldnt even lose your face

Give me that , quickly quickly , just give it here
Hand it over to me.
Don’t ask why or when or where ,
YOu don’t even know the half of it
Eat these sweets , they’ll tempt you to belieive
all our fake hospitality

Give me that , quickly quickly , just give it here
Hand it to me.

Filter Failure

Information Overload is Filter Failure, Says Shirky

Már többször gondolkodtam az információhoz jutás módjairól. Próbálom megtalálni a legjobb utakat, kompromisszumot, igazítani a tartalom fogyasztási szokásaimat, e-mail szűrÅ‘imet, twitter, youtube feliratkozásaimat…

Sajnos kevesebb időm van mint amennyi mindent szeretnék csinálni, tartalmat fogyasztani.

Részben azért veszek nyomtatott újságot informatikai területen (és nem csak elolvasom online), hogy az már átesett egy szűrésen, korlátozott a mérete.

Az egyik legjobb filter a baráti kör. Az így kapott információ már erősen szűrve van (a kommunikáció és idő korlátok miatt) és átesett egy quality kontrollon. Ezen kívül még személyre szabott is.

Ezért jók a szavazós rendszerű fórumok, mint pl. a stack overflow. A többség által értékesnek ítélt tartalom szűrésére egy jó módszer. Viszont ebből még mindig hiányzik a személyre szabottság. Ez persze egy nehezebb/időigényesebb feladat, de a Google már több területen használja.

A like-favoutite-subscribe adatokat sok mindenre fel lehetne használni (jóra és rosszra egyaránt).
Lehet például ez alapján keresni hasonló ízlésű embereket (potenciális barátok, vagy akár társkeresésre is).
Ha pedig már vannak ilyen fuzzy matchek, az alapján lehetne ajánlani, hogy a többiek mit kedveltek még. (Hasonlóan az Amazon suggest és társaihoz.)

Font rendering problem

I have so many problems with computers I can’t even list them.

I really feel Microsoft shouldn’t have developed Windows Vista, 7, 8 and rather fixed XP. We would have a really usable OS. With every new OS they introduce a shitload of new bugs (that they don’t have time to fix later).
And this is not even surprising. Windows codebase is huge, enormous and any software with that size will have lots of bugs.

But with the chase of new, we miss out on good enough.
Some of us don’t need the new stuff, we just need something that works and we can use. For some of us our OS is not a game, that we need excitement from. It is our work environment.
By the way this is not just about Windows, most of these can be told about Linux (Ubuntu Unity anyone?)
When you have to work in an office or factory that is falling apart around you it’s hard to do your best 🙁

Of course people expect windows to run on some pretty shitty hardware so it’s not easy (in contrast where Apple hand picks their hardware).
We cannot have an actually working reliable platform it seems.

Here is one of my problems: blurred, color shifts in font rendering.
font rendering glitches

It seems like the thing described here:
Windows 7 patch KB 2670838 fries Firefox fonts

“I changed gfx.content.azure.enabled from true to false as a workaround and that corrected the display”